Christians are straight up FREAKS
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
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I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
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so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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