Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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