In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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