You were right. It hurts to walk today.
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Randomize
