You really coming over, don't trick.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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