I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Randomize
