shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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