Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
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