can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Randomize
