i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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