I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Heard at work: Get out of my face before I cuntpunch you so hard your granddaughters have miscarriages. I love my job.
I'm moving there. Get me hired.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
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