it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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