you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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