Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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