Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
this boner is exhausting
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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