You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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