You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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