used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
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We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
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I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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