You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
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He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
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Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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