Heybabeimwearingurpanties
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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