I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
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My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
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SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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