i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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