I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
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