she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
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What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
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Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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