How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
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He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
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It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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