Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
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he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
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Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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