North Korea, Best Korea!
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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