So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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