I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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