That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
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He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
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That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
try to milk me bitch
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