If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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