Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
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I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
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I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
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