No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
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