are you still at the devil's house?
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
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Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
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I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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