His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
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My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
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I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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