So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
Randomize
