What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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