She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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