she was so not down for the gang bang
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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