I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
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