idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
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