Having a random hookup so left but love u
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
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Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
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Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
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