Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
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Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
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I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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