just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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