So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
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