South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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