Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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