But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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