my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
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I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
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i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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