I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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