I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
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This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Blood and glitter go together right?
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
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Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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