Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
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my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
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our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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