i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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