idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
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Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
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Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
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