Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
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just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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