This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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